11/30/11

awkward + awesome: the "oh god, i'm jess from 'new girl'" edition

Yay awkward + awesome! A nice little mid-week break from the serious posts I've been hitting y'all with. God's just doing a lot and I feel compelled to share. Tomorrow's a pretty good one too :)

Awkward:
-Coughing all over your boyfriend when he's trying to be sweet & cuddle. And I mean all over.
-Stairs + socks = nearly busting it in front of your roommate. But the laugh after was amazing.
-It's recently come to my attention that I'm terrible about telling J "see ya!" or "lata" & walking away w/out a kiss or I love you. & while I feel bad, what can I say, I'm in love with my best bro.
-The fact that the statements "why am I not famous yet?" & "this is why I need an assistant" both came out of my mouth yesterday. Holy brat alert.
-Accidently slipping into my British accent on the phone with a CUSTOMER. Thankfully he laughed, but seriously Blake?
-10 minutes in line behind ONE person to pick up a prescription? Is there a category for "outrageous" here?!
-This is more of a question than a statement, but just how awkward is it for 19 year old Demi Lovato to be my hero? Super awkward?
-Sometimes {especially when I'm medicated as I have been all week} I slip into this trance and just start talking. About nothing. And I stare when I do it. And sometimes use accents {I have got to get that under control}. I did this to J 3 times when we were hanging out Monday night. Thank goodness for a man who loves me because I'm weird.

Awesome:
-Have you ever had that moment where you're watching a show or movie and all the sudden you go "AH!! That's me!!!" and realize they've managed to fit all your oddities into a character? Jess from "New Girl" was my moment. And I don't say that in a toot my own horn way. It's more in a I watched with my mouth gaping open as Jess said & did things I do on a daily basis that embarass my friends & J way. For example:


-Realizing that this week a year ago started the darkest, hardest 4 month period of my life, and being able to look at how far God has brought me with pure joy. More on that tomorrow :)
-A house that Christmas threw up all over, and roommates that are just as excited about it as I am.
-A week filled with lunches and dinners with my favorite ladies.
-This is blurry and weird and a funky font, but it made me laugh so out loud I scared my coworker.


I'm going to blow up the whole world.

160 comments:

Julie said...

Ah! I love NEW Girl too, Jess is the best ;)


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